my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”
Cool thing about tumblr: Since your blog is tailored exactly to your taste it reflects your personality enough that you can probably find your exact soul mate(or mates) on here.
Bad part: That bitch gon prolly live in Antartica or some shit.
FANFICTIONS WITH WELL WRITTEN SMUT
FANFICTIONS WITH WELL WRITTEN SMUT AND USE YOUR SEXUAL KINKS
reblog if you are your url
IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER
THAT HAS NOTHING
BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING
AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
i thought that was a chick
for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe
santa saw you unfollow me
you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times
He’s gonna die.
we were going to have a cosplay photoshoot but the camera died so now he’s just sitting there playing new leaf in his cosplay
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
jade page!! i started this on Jade’s birthday but didn’t finish it until now